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Splatoon 2 | Bad internet, Bad experience

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   You all heard of splatoon, right. Everyone has been talking about it. Little hate it, because the people who hate it are Call of Duty people and say Nintendo is childish. But luckily, people have stopped the Fortnite trend, and now we are moving on to this , whatever this is: Squid, Japan,... SODA BOTTLES? (I am not kidding, that is one of the things you can use in the game) Well...  whoever thought of that?! Endless Creativity Splatoon is famous for its originality.  Seriously.  When you first play it, you are amazed by how random it is. You think to yourself, Nintendo is out of their minds! Until you get farther into the game. Later, you start to see how creative the game could get. Creative tools, creative ways of doing something, and creative visuals. Wait, I forgot something, creative puns! (That was a joke, the puns are dumb, why do they exist.) I could tell how squid are related to ink, because they squirt out ink, but how are squid related to human? I forgot to

I hate you Birdo

   Birdo, yeah! Birdo, YEAH!    Stop it fans. What is the big deal about Birdo? He/She is not that cool! Maybe the boss or whatever is unique, and the way Nintendo supports him/her is cool, but the name! Birdo, or whatever. It doesn't look like a bird to me. Also, it looks like an alien. Why is Yoshi teamed up with Birdo in Double Dash??  WHY???????????!!!!!?????????????